Thursday, 9 October 2008

Quietly seething

OK, we know that some Icelandic banks have gone into administration, and we've learned too that a number of local councils around the UK have money on deposit, which they, and we, are hoping will be protected.

But then we see this wonderfully self-satisfied yet pointless quote from The TaxPayers' Alliance (who they? Ed.), as reported by the BBC: "Every year we hear that councils don't have enough money and need to raise taxes but it seems they have had sufficient excess tax to salt tens of millions of pounds away.

"In short, they should not have stashed this money in the first place and they simply weren't equipped to try to be clever in the markets with it."

"It's an absolute disgrace. If the councils can't get their money back, the people who took these excesses should seriously consider their positions as councillors."

For heaven's sake, Mark Wallace, campaign director at The TaxPayers' Alliance, get a grip. Have you the faintest idea what you would do if you'd just collected tens of millions of pounds from Council Tax payers? Would you pop home with it in bulging brown envelopes and try and stuff it under your mattress, or would you seek professional guidance and try and find a safe, reputable bank in which to deposit the cash pending its use over the coming months on essential local services? With the wonderful benefit of hindsight you have, exactly which banks would you reccommend, and which would you avoid? Come on, you've got all the answers ... haven't you?

I had a lovely e-mail this morning, which I thought I'd share with you:

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No, love ... just ... no. The return address is in Singapore, so if anyone would like the contact details, just let me know.

SpamAssassin rated it 0.8 out of 4 which is disappointing, though I suppose I wouldn't have had the pleasure of reading it if it had been higher, maybe.

Not all doom and gloom

In what we might call "challenging" trading conditions at the moment, the company I work for has reported increased profits in the last twelve months despite slighty reduced like-for-like sales. It's interesting to note how different news organisations, such as Reuters and the BBC, report what's effectively the same news. The share price has shot up on the news anyway, so yay!

4x4s really are bad for your health

I offer, in evidence, the following photographs: